1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,035 � Batman 2 00:00:08,766 --> 00:00:11,033 (male narrator) Gotham State Prison 3 00:00:11,035 --> 00:00:13,969 a grim and foreboding edifice. 4 00:00:13,971 --> 00:00:18,707 It, like politics, has been the last refuge 5 00:00:18,709 --> 00:00:20,275 of many a scoundrel.. 6 00:00:20,277 --> 00:00:24,879 ...including that criminal cowpoke, Shame. 7 00:00:24,881 --> 00:00:27,281 [whispers] Now, don't you fret none, Shame honey. 8 00:00:27,283 --> 00:00:31,818 We'uns is gonna get you'uns sprung right quick. 9 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:32,819 I don't understand. 10 00:00:32,821 --> 00:00:35,721 We assemble us a gang on the outside 11 00:00:35,723 --> 00:00:39,758 and the sooner if you show them lawmen your backside 12 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:41,860 you're all set for funnin' again. 13 00:00:41,862 --> 00:00:45,630 Well, I appreciate it mighty much, Frontier Fanny 14 00:00:45,632 --> 00:00:46,797 and Calamity Jan. 15 00:00:46,799 --> 00:00:51,168 But I find this here hoosegow is hiring a New England banker. 16 00:00:51,170 --> 00:00:55,272 And likewise upon, it'd take more than a pack of wild horses 17 00:00:55,274 --> 00:00:56,573 to get me outta here. 18 00:00:56,575 --> 00:00:58,908 You just mosey on by the left wall 19 00:00:58,910 --> 00:01:02,578 of this here pokey about 15 past 5. 20 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:07,182 And 325 wild horses will meet ya. 21 00:01:16,325 --> 00:01:17,958 Now you just keep a tight rein 22 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:21,261 and hold on to your saddle horn, Shame honey. 23 00:01:21,263 --> 00:01:25,932 That kiss is just a down payment on what you're due. 24 00:01:28,969 --> 00:01:30,636 Yeah. 25 00:01:32,905 --> 00:01:34,739 [clinks] 26 00:01:41,179 --> 00:01:43,947 Nice timepiece you have there, Shame. 27 00:01:43,949 --> 00:01:45,181 Yeah, got it off a railroad man 28 00:01:45,183 --> 00:01:47,783 they gave it to him for 50 years of dedicated service. 29 00:01:47,785 --> 00:01:53,789 - What'd you give him for it? - Three bullets...in the head. 30 00:01:53,791 --> 00:01:55,390 [whistles] 31 00:01:55,392 --> 00:01:57,291 Ugh! 32 00:01:57,625 --> 00:01:59,359 [explosion] 33 00:02:04,164 --> 00:02:07,699 [Shame laughing] 34 00:02:08,133 --> 00:02:10,300 'There, you done do'ed it, honey!' 35 00:02:10,302 --> 00:02:12,368 Alright, let's board our tow and go. 36 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:15,838 We got 325 wild horses under this here hood. 37 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:18,640 Yeah, I gotta hand it to you, Calamity. 38 00:02:18,642 --> 00:02:19,841 You're a woman and a half. 39 00:02:19,843 --> 00:02:23,911 If you could just get rid of the other half. 40 00:02:31,286 --> 00:02:33,854 [siren wailing] 41 00:02:38,125 --> 00:02:40,126 [gunfire] 42 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,871 Mmm. 43 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,874 [sighs] Excellent fondue, Barbara. 44 00:02:55,876 --> 00:02:59,177 It isn't often a bachelor gets to eat good home-cooked meal. 45 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:03,414 Well, it isn't often a spinster gets to cook for a bachelor. 46 00:03:03,416 --> 00:03:05,349 [telephone rings] 47 00:03:06,184 --> 00:03:08,051 Hello? 48 00:03:08,053 --> 00:03:10,420 Yes. It's for you, daddy. 49 00:03:10,422 --> 00:03:11,454 Hm? Oh. 50 00:03:11,456 --> 00:03:12,988 [clears throat] Thank you. 51 00:03:12,990 --> 00:03:15,090 Commissioner Gordon. 52 00:03:15,092 --> 00:03:16,124 What, Chief O'Hara? 53 00:03:16,126 --> 00:03:18,126 Yes, I'll take care of it right away. 54 00:03:18,128 --> 00:03:20,261 Hold your phone up next to the Bat-phone 55 00:03:20,263 --> 00:03:22,830 and put me through to you-know-who. 56 00:03:22,832 --> 00:03:23,831 'What's the matter?' 57 00:03:23,833 --> 00:03:26,466 Shame, that monstrous maverick of malefices 58 00:03:26,468 --> 00:03:29,735 has made good his threat to come back. 59 00:03:31,304 --> 00:03:33,305 [device beeping] 60 00:03:34,240 --> 00:03:36,241 That's the signal for the Bat-answerphone 61 00:03:36,243 --> 00:03:38,476 we put into action. 62 00:03:46,184 --> 00:03:46,917 [beeps] 63 00:03:46,919 --> 00:03:48,785 (Batman on recorder) 'Yes, commissioner?' 64 00:03:48,787 --> 00:03:49,819 Dreadful news, Batman. 65 00:03:49,821 --> 00:03:51,353 'Exactly what's wrong, commissioner?' 66 00:03:51,355 --> 00:03:54,189 Uh, Shame has just fled Gotham City State Prison. 67 00:03:54,191 --> 00:03:55,790 Can you meet me in my office? 68 00:03:55,792 --> 00:03:58,959 'We'll be right there, commissioner.' 69 00:03:59,293 --> 00:04:03,262 I must beg your forgiveness, Barbara, Bruce, but duty calls. 70 00:04:03,264 --> 00:04:06,098 Yes, I think I should be running along as well, Barbara. 71 00:04:06,100 --> 00:04:09,868 It wouldn't be proper for the two of us to be here alone 72 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:13,972 in your apartment without...a chaperone. 73 00:04:14,974 --> 00:04:17,909 But what about my fondue? 74 00:04:18,977 --> 00:04:20,944 [theme music] 75 00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:32,254 � Batman 76 00:04:33,122 --> 00:04:35,189 � Batman 77 00:04:36,324 --> 00:04:38,291 � Batman 78 00:04:39,493 --> 00:04:41,460 � Batman 79 00:04:42,495 --> 00:04:44,329 � Batman 80 00:04:44,331 --> 00:04:45,863 � Batman 81 00:04:45,865 --> 00:04:48,198 � Batman 82 00:04:48,999 --> 00:04:50,766 � Batman 83 00:04:50,768 --> 00:04:52,167 � Batman 84 00:04:52,169 --> 00:04:54,369 � Batman 85 00:04:54,371 --> 00:04:57,872 � Na na na na na 86 00:04:57,874 --> 00:05:01,075 � Batman 87 00:05:16,024 --> 00:05:18,525 [tires screeching] 88 00:05:34,341 --> 00:05:36,275 [tires screeching] 89 00:05:45,885 --> 00:05:48,920 They were last seen going north on the highway 90 00:05:48,922 --> 00:05:49,587 in the stolen tank. 91 00:05:49,589 --> 00:05:52,823 Where in the world did they ever get a tank? 92 00:05:52,825 --> 00:05:55,091 Madman Otto's Used Tank Lot. 93 00:05:55,093 --> 00:05:58,127 [chuckles] Begorrah, is he mad now. 94 00:05:58,129 --> 00:06:00,162 [telephone rings] 95 00:06:01,297 --> 00:06:02,096 Yes. 96 00:06:02,098 --> 00:06:05,132 We're doing all we can, Mayor Linseed. 97 00:06:05,134 --> 00:06:07,200 Oh, that's good news. 98 00:06:07,202 --> 00:06:08,901 Thank you, sir, for calling. 99 00:06:08,903 --> 00:06:10,502 They found the tank on West 20th Street. 100 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:13,404 - Is it still there? - No, they towed it away. 101 00:06:13,406 --> 00:06:14,471 The parking meter had run out. 102 00:06:14,473 --> 00:06:17,907 They probably removed the fingerprints as well. 103 00:06:17,909 --> 00:06:21,010 I think Mayor Linseed should make some changes 104 00:06:21,012 --> 00:06:22,945 'in his towing policy.' 105 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:24,479 [intercom buzzes] 106 00:06:24,481 --> 00:06:25,146 Yes, Bonnie. 107 00:06:25,148 --> 00:06:27,214 'There's something in the outer office' 108 00:06:27,216 --> 00:06:28,215 for you, commissioner.' 109 00:06:28,217 --> 00:06:30,884 Exactly what, Bonnie? We're quite busy, you know. 110 00:06:30,886 --> 00:06:33,486 - 'A horse.' - A horse! 111 00:06:33,488 --> 00:06:36,055 Chief O'Hara, see what it's all about. 112 00:06:36,057 --> 00:06:37,389 Right. 113 00:06:37,391 --> 00:06:38,156 [sighs] 114 00:06:38,158 --> 00:06:43,161 Tanks in the street, horse in my outer office. 115 00:06:43,163 --> 00:06:46,464 Has the whole world gone batty? 116 00:06:47,632 --> 00:06:52,435 Just an expression, Batman. No sleight intended. 117 00:06:52,437 --> 00:06:54,303 I understand. 118 00:06:56,973 --> 00:07:00,308 Uh, this is what she meant, commissioner, a sawhorse. 119 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:04,412 And there's a note attached to it addressed to Batman. 120 00:07:07,516 --> 00:07:09,617 It's from Shame. 121 00:07:10,952 --> 00:07:13,320 "I hereby 122 00:07:13,322 --> 00:07:16,189 "am telling y-you 123 00:07:16,191 --> 00:07:21,127 "that imma gonna rob the Gotham City Stage 124 00:07:21,129 --> 00:07:23,996 '"at 8:45 tonight.' 125 00:07:23,998 --> 00:07:29,134 "Imma gonna steal a rock...and a roll. 126 00:07:29,268 --> 00:07:33,638 "I dares you to figure it out 127 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:37,274 "Dynamic...Dum-Dum. 128 00:07:37,276 --> 00:07:41,111 Best regards, your enemy, Shame." 129 00:07:41,113 --> 00:07:43,546 It's full of misspellings 130 00:07:43,548 --> 00:07:45,314 and a handful of misgivings. 131 00:07:45,316 --> 00:07:47,115 Holy gall! 132 00:07:48,417 --> 00:07:49,183 Hi, everybody. 133 00:07:49,185 --> 00:07:52,619 Well, this certainly looks like a gathering of the clan. 134 00:07:52,621 --> 00:07:55,088 - What's up? - 'Shame is up...to no good.' 135 00:07:55,090 --> 00:07:58,591 He's had the indecent effrontery to tell us what he's gonna steal 136 00:07:58,593 --> 00:08:00,926 and where he's going to steal it. 137 00:08:00,928 --> 00:08:05,063 Sounds like a very cooperative arch criminal to me. 138 00:08:06,398 --> 00:08:07,398 Why all the consternation? 139 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:11,201 Because none of us can figure out what he's talking about. 140 00:08:11,203 --> 00:08:13,169 Perhaps a session with the Bat-computer 141 00:08:13,171 --> 00:08:14,637 will aide us in our quest, Robin. 142 00:08:14,639 --> 00:08:17,640 We'll be in touch as soon as we figure out 143 00:08:17,642 --> 00:08:20,442 this mystifying missive. 144 00:08:20,676 --> 00:08:23,144 Let's go, Robin. 145 00:08:26,148 --> 00:08:27,515 A short while later 146 00:08:27,517 --> 00:08:29,116 under the cover of darkness 147 00:08:29,118 --> 00:08:31,618 Shame and his cohorts are holed up 148 00:08:31,620 --> 00:08:36,556 in Gotham City's Central Park Stables. 149 00:08:39,092 --> 00:08:42,127 [clinking] 150 00:08:48,734 --> 00:08:51,235 Well, that's a mighty fine-looking gang 151 00:08:51,237 --> 00:08:54,137 you round up there, Calamity Jan. 152 00:08:54,139 --> 00:08:55,271 Shame honey this here is 153 00:08:55,273 --> 00:08:58,440 Fernando Ricardo Enrique Dominguez. 154 00:08:58,442 --> 00:09:02,377 We calls him Fred for short 'cause it's his initials. 155 00:09:02,678 --> 00:09:03,310 Howdy? 156 00:09:03,312 --> 00:09:06,746 The pleasure is entirely mine, you may be sure. 157 00:09:06,748 --> 00:09:09,682 And this here is Chief Standing Pat. 158 00:09:09,684 --> 00:09:11,517 How? 159 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:16,622 That means, "It's gonna be great working with you 160 00:09:16,624 --> 00:09:20,125 and I hope to get to know you better real soon." 161 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:22,060 You got all that from one puff? 162 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,061 He talks in shorthand. 163 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:26,531 Good. Alright, now, here's the nitty-gritty. 164 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,300 We're gonna.. 165 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:32,302 We're gonna.. 166 00:09:32,503 --> 00:09:35,438 We're gonna knock off the Dynamic Duo. 167 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:36,672 And Batgirl. 168 00:09:36,674 --> 00:09:37,539 And Batgirl. 169 00:09:37,541 --> 00:09:39,207 And then we're gonna do somethin' 170 00:09:39,209 --> 00:09:43,444 which I like to refer to as...The Great Train Robbery. 171 00:09:43,446 --> 00:09:46,180 That's scarcely original, you know. 172 00:09:46,182 --> 00:09:49,316 A big mouth is better when it's shut, Fred. 173 00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:54,120 So keep your tongue harnessed and you'll have a thin lip. 174 00:09:54,122 --> 00:09:56,155 I stand chastised. 175 00:09:56,157 --> 00:09:56,588 Good. 176 00:09:56,590 --> 00:10:00,291 Now...you two characters from old-time Western movie 177 00:10:00,293 --> 00:10:01,458 I want you case the stage 178 00:10:01,460 --> 00:10:05,094 'cause we're gonna lift the rock and roll. 179 00:10:05,096 --> 00:10:08,030 Now that's Part One of my caper. 180 00:10:08,032 --> 00:10:10,800 But we can't get to Part Two 181 00:10:10,802 --> 00:10:13,803 before we've done Part One. 182 00:10:14,871 --> 00:10:15,871 Does that make sense to you? 183 00:10:15,873 --> 00:10:19,908 Your lucidity is surpassed only by your remarkable command 184 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,643 and penchant for gibberish. 185 00:10:21,645 --> 00:10:26,147 Well, thanks, Fred. That's mighty nice of ya. 186 00:10:26,515 --> 00:10:27,781 We're gonna be good buddies. 187 00:10:27,783 --> 00:10:32,919 Now, we're gonna meet rendezvous at 8:30. savvy? 188 00:10:32,921 --> 00:10:34,520 Savvy. 189 00:10:34,522 --> 00:10:36,555 [inhales] 190 00:10:36,789 --> 00:10:38,756 That means, "Ugh." 191 00:10:38,758 --> 00:10:39,790 Good. Okay. 192 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:40,657 Now, you characters get 193 00:10:40,659 --> 00:10:44,594 'cause me and my girl got a little sparkin' to do. 194 00:10:44,596 --> 00:10:46,629 Cheerio. 195 00:10:52,235 --> 00:10:53,802 [thud] 196 00:11:06,348 --> 00:11:08,549 Is there somethin' I can do for you? 197 00:11:08,551 --> 00:11:10,851 You can't get closer than two feet 198 00:11:10,853 --> 00:11:13,854 till a marriage is arranged. 199 00:11:13,856 --> 00:11:15,889 Oh, ma, have a heart. 200 00:11:15,891 --> 00:11:18,524 A mother can't hardly have a heart 201 00:11:18,526 --> 00:11:22,327 where a daughter is concerned. 202 00:11:22,329 --> 00:11:23,628 [sighs] 203 00:11:24,496 --> 00:11:26,230 I've got it. 204 00:11:26,232 --> 00:11:28,732 What do criminals call a rock? 205 00:11:28,734 --> 00:11:30,533 Holy karats, a diamond! 206 00:11:30,535 --> 00:11:32,601 Exactly, Robin. 207 00:11:32,603 --> 00:11:34,302 Now.. 208 00:11:34,569 --> 00:11:37,270 ...what do they call a roll? 209 00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:39,739 - It might be a bank roll. - Right again, Robin. 210 00:11:39,741 --> 00:11:43,309 But where is the Gotham City Stage? 211 00:11:43,311 --> 00:11:44,843 [Bat-phone beeping] 212 00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:45,844 Yes, commissioner. 213 00:11:45,846 --> 00:11:46,945 Batman, this is Batgirl. 214 00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:48,846 I figured out what the Gotham City Stage is 215 00:11:48,848 --> 00:11:52,716 but I can't make heads or tails about "The rock and the roll." 216 00:11:52,718 --> 00:11:56,219 We obviously need each other, Batgirl. 217 00:11:56,353 --> 00:12:00,456 Meet me at the corner of 61st Street and Washington Avenue. 218 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:01,790 'We'll talk then.' 219 00:12:01,792 --> 00:12:03,558 Oh, yes. 220 00:12:06,895 --> 00:12:08,595 Well, hello, Barbara. 221 00:12:08,597 --> 00:12:11,598 To what do I owe the honor of this unexpected 222 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,932 but nevertheless welcome visit? 223 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:14,600 I have two tickets to the opera 224 00:12:14,602 --> 00:12:17,002 I thought you might like to be my date. 225 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,370 I'll have to beg off, darling. 226 00:12:18,372 --> 00:12:20,438 There's no time for cultural pursuits 227 00:12:20,440 --> 00:12:21,739 with Shame on the loose. 228 00:12:21,741 --> 00:12:25,242 Why don't you phone millionaire Bruce Wayne? 229 00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:27,644 Daddy, now how would that look? 230 00:12:27,646 --> 00:12:29,946 I don't wanna appear too eager. 231 00:12:29,948 --> 00:12:31,914 No, I, I understand. 232 00:12:31,916 --> 00:12:32,981 [both chuckling] 233 00:12:32,983 --> 00:12:35,450 - Bye-bye. - Bye. 234 00:12:35,452 --> 00:12:38,753 [Bat-phone beeping] 235 00:12:39,387 --> 00:12:39,919 Yes, Batman. 236 00:12:39,921 --> 00:12:41,754 May I speak with Batgirl, commissioner? 237 00:12:41,756 --> 00:12:45,424 I neglected to ask her which corner we meet on. 238 00:12:45,426 --> 00:12:45,957 Batgirl? 239 00:12:45,959 --> 00:12:49,393 Well, you must be mistaken, Batman, she is not here. 240 00:12:49,395 --> 00:12:52,562 And as far as I know, she hasn't been here. 241 00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,730 Thank you, commissioner. 242 00:12:55,998 --> 00:12:57,498 How does she do it? 243 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,967 A moment ago, I spoke to Batgirl on that Bat-phone. 244 00:12:59,969 --> 00:13:02,903 Now the commissioner tells me she wasn't even there. 245 00:13:02,905 --> 00:13:06,006 I don't think we should even attempt to fathom it, Batman. 246 00:13:06,008 --> 00:13:08,675 She treasures her own anonymity every bit 247 00:13:08,677 --> 00:13:10,810 as much as we treasure ours. 248 00:13:10,812 --> 00:13:12,845 Of course, you're right, Robin. 249 00:13:12,847 --> 00:13:13,545 Still.. 250 00:13:13,547 --> 00:13:16,948 Well, there's just no time. Let's go, Robin. 251 00:13:18,884 --> 00:13:21,919 As Batman and Robin hurry to their appointment 252 00:13:21,921 --> 00:13:26,390 Barbara Gordon transforms herself into Batgirl. 253 00:13:26,392 --> 00:13:28,825 Scourge of Gotham City's underworld 254 00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:32,295 and defender of truth and justice. 255 00:13:32,429 --> 00:13:34,963 But are their actions too late to stop Shame 256 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:39,300 from robbing the Gotham City Stage of a rock and roll? 257 00:13:39,302 --> 00:13:43,470 The answer in one breathless minute. 258 00:13:48,776 --> 00:13:49,709 Gotham City Opera House 259 00:13:49,711 --> 00:13:55,514 where a handful of unlikely visitors are already backstage. 260 00:14:00,386 --> 00:14:02,720 Yeah, this must be the place alright. 261 00:14:02,722 --> 00:14:04,955 You can't come in here. 262 00:14:04,957 --> 00:14:07,023 Says who, short stuff? 263 00:14:07,025 --> 00:14:10,426 Well, says me. I'm Pop, the stage doorman. 264 00:14:10,428 --> 00:14:10,859 Pop? 265 00:14:10,861 --> 00:14:14,829 You ain't old enough to drink pop far less be called it. 266 00:14:14,831 --> 00:14:15,796 Well, I'm 17. 267 00:14:15,798 --> 00:14:17,364 And it's a time-honored theatrical tradition 268 00:14:17,366 --> 00:14:20,734 that no matter how old or young the stage doorman is 269 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,902 his name has to be Pop. 270 00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,069 Well, goodnight, Pop. 271 00:14:24,071 --> 00:14:27,639 Goodnight? Well, I'm not gonna sleep for hours yet. 272 00:14:27,641 --> 00:14:29,841 Wanna bet? 273 00:14:30,843 --> 00:14:32,443 [thud] 274 00:14:33,511 --> 00:14:36,746 I assumed that Shame meant the Gotham City Opera House Stage 275 00:14:36,748 --> 00:14:39,515 and "The Girl Of The Golden West" was opening. 276 00:14:39,517 --> 00:14:40,849 That's a good assumption, Batgirl. 277 00:14:40,851 --> 00:14:42,784 I know for a fact the two leading singers 278 00:14:42,786 --> 00:14:45,353 in that production have strange quirks which Shame probably 279 00:14:45,355 --> 00:14:47,888 knew about when he talked of rock and roll. 280 00:14:47,890 --> 00:14:49,990 - Such as? - Leonora Sotto Voce. 281 00:14:49,992 --> 00:14:52,959 World's leading soprano, who never goes on stage 282 00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:56,395 without wearing her 283 carat diamond pendant. 283 00:14:56,397 --> 00:14:59,698 And Fortissimo Fra Diavolo who always carries $20,000 284 00:14:59,700 --> 00:15:02,634 in cash in his pockets for luck. 285 00:15:02,636 --> 00:15:04,035 Let's go. 286 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:08,372 I don't understand, every time I begin my Aria 287 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:11,475 you're upstaging me. Always upstaging me! 288 00:15:11,477 --> 00:15:15,078 It isn't the case of upstaging you, Fortissimo. 289 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:18,147 There are two leading singers in this opera 290 00:15:18,149 --> 00:15:21,617 but only one great voice. 291 00:15:21,619 --> 00:15:22,985 Mine! 292 00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:23,585 Alright! 293 00:15:23,587 --> 00:15:27,055 Can that palaver, lady, keep yourself planted to the stage. 294 00:15:27,057 --> 00:15:28,790 You too, Caruso. 295 00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:32,960 Get the diva's diamond, Fred. 296 00:15:33,828 --> 00:15:36,563 'Come on, Chief. Get this poke..' 297 00:15:36,565 --> 00:15:40,166 - What are you doing? - 'Hush her.' 298 00:15:43,537 --> 00:15:46,138 Shame on you, Shame. 299 00:15:47,707 --> 00:15:49,641 Unhand them, you fiend! 300 00:15:49,643 --> 00:15:50,975 Alright. 301 00:15:50,977 --> 00:15:52,843 You! 302 00:15:52,977 --> 00:15:55,144 [instrumental music] 303 00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:12,594 [music continues] 304 00:17:21,563 --> 00:17:23,897 [dramatic music] 305 00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:32,271 [laughing] 306 00:17:32,273 --> 00:17:36,675 Hey, bad doggies, here comes my woman's auxiliary. 307 00:17:36,677 --> 00:17:38,777 [Shame laughing] 308 00:17:43,082 --> 00:17:45,216 [continues laughing] 309 00:17:46,818 --> 00:17:48,151 That's alright, Frontier Fanny. 310 00:17:48,153 --> 00:17:52,255 Kissing don't really count when it's through the cloth. 311 00:17:55,926 --> 00:17:57,293 Ha ha ha! 312 00:17:57,295 --> 00:17:59,795 How do you like that, Bat-brats? 313 00:17:59,797 --> 00:18:03,765 [stuttering] W-w-what have you done to us, S-Shame? 314 00:18:03,767 --> 00:18:06,801 I gave you a dose of fear gas. 315 00:18:06,803 --> 00:18:09,036 - 'A dose of what?' - A dose of fear gas! 316 00:18:09,038 --> 00:18:11,605 From now on you'll be scared of everything 317 00:18:11,607 --> 00:18:13,173 you Cowardly Caped Crusaders. 318 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:15,275 Don't hurt us. Please don't hurt us! 319 00:18:15,277 --> 00:18:17,010 Oh, spare our lives, kind sir. 320 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:19,312 We'd do the same for you, honest, honest, honest. 321 00:18:19,314 --> 00:18:22,915 - Honest, we would! - Yeah, I reckon I would. 322 00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,249 I ain't all bad, just mostly. 323 00:18:24,251 --> 00:18:26,251 - Stand in front of me, Batgirl. - No! No! 324 00:18:26,253 --> 00:18:28,586 Hey, Chief, we'll take the Batgirl with us 325 00:18:28,588 --> 00:18:29,954 that way the police won't bother us. 326 00:18:29,956 --> 00:18:32,957 Don't worry about them other two. They ain't worth anything. 327 00:18:32,959 --> 00:18:34,658 Take her! Take her! Take her! 328 00:18:34,660 --> 00:18:37,827 - Bring her along. - She's yours! 329 00:18:38,195 --> 00:18:41,564 Alright, let's go, let's go, let's go. 330 00:18:42,165 --> 00:18:45,333 How do you like that, Scaredy Bats? 331 00:18:45,335 --> 00:18:46,634 [laughs] 332 00:18:46,636 --> 00:18:49,169 Fred, did you hear that? That's pretty good. 333 00:18:49,171 --> 00:18:51,271 Scaredy Bats. 334 00:18:51,772 --> 00:18:53,773 Good, good, they took the girl. 335 00:18:53,775 --> 00:18:56,008 Yeah, not us. 336 00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:01,178 Master Robin. 337 00:19:01,180 --> 00:19:01,978 What is this? 338 00:19:01,980 --> 00:19:05,214 - What are you trying to do? - It's probably poison. 339 00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:08,150 He wants to see us dead, he's always hated us. 340 00:19:08,152 --> 00:19:11,086 Yes, yes. You're right, Robin. 341 00:19:11,220 --> 00:19:13,087 You're not to be trusted either, Boy Wonder. 342 00:19:13,089 --> 00:19:15,756 - Well, neither are you. - 'Come, come, Master Robin.' 343 00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,725 Really, sir. Alleviate your tensions. 344 00:19:18,727 --> 00:19:22,161 This broth is composed of two parts chicken soup 345 00:19:22,163 --> 00:19:24,897 and one part Bat-antidote powder. 346 00:19:24,899 --> 00:19:25,597 I wonder. 347 00:19:25,599 --> 00:19:30,168 'It's to counteract the terrible effects of the fear gas.' 348 00:19:30,170 --> 00:19:33,204 You needn't have no trepidation. 349 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:35,139 [Bat-phone beeping] 350 00:19:35,141 --> 00:19:36,974 What's that beeping? 351 00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:39,042 'I'll take it, sir.' 352 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:40,009 Yes, commissioner. 353 00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:42,344 May I speak with Batman, please? 354 00:19:42,346 --> 00:19:43,912 I'm afraid he's indisposed. 355 00:19:43,914 --> 00:19:46,281 Well, then, give him these messages. 356 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,349 The newspapers and the state hierarchy 357 00:19:48,351 --> 00:19:49,783 are clamoring for an arrest. 358 00:19:49,785 --> 00:19:53,086 And furthermore, in addition to Batgirl being kidnapped 359 00:19:53,088 --> 00:19:56,222 my own daughter Barbara is nowhere to be found. 360 00:19:56,224 --> 00:19:59,825 I'll certainly transmit your message, sir. 361 00:20:00,126 --> 00:20:01,693 Yes, Alfred. 362 00:20:01,695 --> 00:20:02,360 You best get going, sir. 363 00:20:02,362 --> 00:20:05,162 It appears that the mayor and the governor 364 00:20:05,164 --> 00:20:07,831 are in a bit of a snit. 365 00:20:07,833 --> 00:20:09,766 'Feeling better, sir?' 366 00:20:09,768 --> 00:20:11,768 Yes, but there seems to be.. 367 00:20:11,770 --> 00:20:14,070 ...a slight residue of fear left. 368 00:20:14,072 --> 00:20:19,108 However, I must shunt this aside...and press on. 369 00:20:19,110 --> 00:20:22,111 - Let's go, Robin. - Where? 370 00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:23,679 Hm. Yes, where? 371 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,013 We've learned from past experience 372 00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:27,783 that Shame is happiest when he's around horses. 373 00:20:27,785 --> 00:20:31,787 Now, where would we find horses in the heart of Gotham City? 374 00:20:31,789 --> 00:20:33,288 - Uh, The Police Riding Academy. - No, no, no. 375 00:20:33,290 --> 00:20:37,425 Shame wouldn't be that brazen to hide at a police stable. 376 00:20:37,427 --> 00:20:41,929 But there is one place he might be. 377 00:20:41,931 --> 00:20:42,896 Holy hoofbeats! 378 00:20:42,898 --> 00:20:44,163 The Gotham Central Park Stables! 379 00:20:44,165 --> 00:20:47,266 They're right across the street from the opera house. 380 00:20:47,268 --> 00:20:49,501 Let's go, Robin. 381 00:20:50,836 --> 00:20:54,071 (Shame) 'Now, here's the plan.' 382 00:20:55,907 --> 00:20:57,841 Here's the plan. 383 00:20:57,843 --> 00:20:59,776 You take this grubstake out 384 00:20:59,778 --> 00:21:03,479 and buy acetylene torch and a drill. 385 00:21:03,813 --> 00:21:06,514 Why don't we merely purloin those items 386 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:09,350 instead of purchase them? 387 00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:12,519 'Cause it don't pay none, Fred. 388 00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:15,154 It don't pay none to risk getting caught 389 00:21:15,156 --> 00:21:15,988 over small potatoes. 390 00:21:15,990 --> 00:21:19,524 Besides, I need you for The Great Train Robbery. 391 00:21:22,194 --> 00:21:23,961 You sure he's Mexican? 392 00:21:23,963 --> 00:21:27,397 You'll make him good squaw. 393 00:21:27,965 --> 00:21:30,266 Plenty of meat. 394 00:21:30,268 --> 00:21:33,469 And you'll make him good rug! 395 00:21:33,471 --> 00:21:34,803 [laughing] 396 00:21:34,805 --> 00:21:39,307 Oh, boy, that ol' fatty's a hundred laughs, ain't she? 397 00:21:39,309 --> 00:21:40,274 Oh, Shame honey 398 00:21:40,276 --> 00:21:42,442 can't you just picture how happy we're gonna be 399 00:21:42,444 --> 00:21:47,513 you and ma and me, livin' on our own spread west of Laramie? 400 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:50,182 Where the air is clear and smog free 401 00:21:50,184 --> 00:21:54,085 and the corn is as high as Chief Standing Pat's eye. 402 00:21:54,087 --> 00:21:55,986 Can't you just picture it? 403 00:21:55,988 --> 00:21:58,455 I'm picturin' about two-thirds of it. 404 00:21:58,457 --> 00:22:02,125 Alright, let's see how little Batchick's doin'? 405 00:22:02,127 --> 00:22:02,859 Hello, Batchick. 406 00:22:02,861 --> 00:22:04,560 I think you're caring too much about her. 407 00:22:04,562 --> 00:22:07,429 I'm all for ventilating her head and leaving her here. 408 00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:10,565 Simmer down, woman. Simmer down. 409 00:22:10,567 --> 00:22:11,832 She's our insurance policy. 410 00:22:11,834 --> 00:22:13,099 As long as she's still breathing 411 00:22:13,101 --> 00:22:17,503 this Gotham City air, nobody's gonna stampede us. 412 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:22,340 Besides, you know it's you.. 413 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,443 ...and only you. 414 00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:29,879 And me.. 415 00:22:31,948 --> 00:22:34,115 ...and only me. 416 00:22:36,585 --> 00:22:38,519 [clears throat] 417 00:22:38,521 --> 00:22:42,422 Oh, why couldn't you have been born an orphan? 418 00:22:44,858 --> 00:22:47,326 Oh, good. Good. 419 00:22:47,328 --> 00:22:50,629 You got the drill? Good. Alright! Now, let's get. 420 00:22:50,631 --> 00:22:51,863 - Shame honey. - Yeah? 421 00:22:51,865 --> 00:22:54,332 - You ain't worried none? - No, I ain't worried. 422 00:22:54,334 --> 00:22:58,002 As long as I've got that-that horseshoe up there.. 423 00:22:58,004 --> 00:23:00,070 That's a sign of good luck. 424 00:23:00,072 --> 00:23:03,139 Okay, we're riding high on hog. 425 00:23:03,141 --> 00:23:04,206 Let's go. 426 00:23:04,208 --> 00:23:05,640 Come on, pussycat. 427 00:23:05,642 --> 00:23:06,907 Come on! 428 00:23:06,909 --> 00:23:08,875 Get up. Get up. 429 00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:11,476 [shouts] 430 00:23:13,245 --> 00:23:15,112 [thud] 431 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:40,003 There doesn't seem to be anyone here. 432 00:23:40,005 --> 00:23:41,604 Look! 433 00:23:42,539 --> 00:23:45,541 It's Frontier Fanny, Calamity Jan's mother. 434 00:23:45,543 --> 00:23:47,543 They've got Batgirl and we've got Fanny. 435 00:23:47,545 --> 00:23:52,014 It hardly seems like a fair trade, does it, Robin? 436 00:23:52,016 --> 00:23:53,515 What do we do now, Batman? 437 00:23:53,517 --> 00:23:56,951 I wish I knew, Robin. I wish I knew. 438 00:23:56,953 --> 00:23:59,420 With Batgirl in the clutches of that Frontier Felon 439 00:23:59,422 --> 00:24:04,425 who knows what disaster awaits her or all of Gotham City. 440 00:24:05,460 --> 00:24:07,294 On your feet. 441 00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:08,695 Alright, where did Shame go? 442 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,530 What's he going to do with Batgirl? 443 00:24:10,532 --> 00:24:13,032 What is it that you'd like to know? 444 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,099 Yes, we would like to know. 445 00:24:14,101 --> 00:24:18,403 Well, I'll tell you this, Dynamic Dummies. 446 00:24:18,405 --> 00:24:19,303 Do anything to me 447 00:24:19,305 --> 00:24:22,606 and Batgirl's chances of living through the night 448 00:24:22,608 --> 00:24:26,309 ain't worth a pitcher of warm tears. 449 00:24:26,311 --> 00:24:29,312 I never met a person I didn't like, Frontier Fanny. 450 00:24:29,314 --> 00:24:32,081 But in this case, I might have to make an exception. 451 00:24:32,083 --> 00:24:35,084 Have Batman and Robin been hornswoggled? 452 00:24:35,086 --> 00:24:40,355 Watch the next episode for the thrilling conclusion. 453 00:24:43,492 --> 00:24:45,326 [theme music] 454 00:24:46,094 --> 00:24:48,195 � Batman 455 00:24:49,130 --> 00:24:51,297 � Batman 456 00:24:52,332 --> 00:24:54,366 � Batman 457 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,435 � Batman 458 00:24:58,570 --> 00:25:00,337 � Batman 459 00:25:00,339 --> 00:25:01,971 � Batman 460 00:25:01,973 --> 00:25:04,974 � Batman 461 00:25:06,343 --> 00:25:08,977 � Na na na na na 462 00:25:08,979 --> 00:25:11,646 � Batman 463 00:25:11,696 --> 00:25:16,246 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0